OF DEFEN DEPARTMENT OF THE AIR FORCE SECURITY FORCES SQUADRON Can't have anything at work MEMORANDUM FOR SFS PERSONNEL FROM: SFS/CC
OF
DEFEN
DEPARTMENT OF THE AIR FORCE
SECURITY FORCES SQUADRON
Can't have anything at work
MEMORANDUM FOR
SFS PERSONNEL
FROM:
SFS/CC
SUBJECT: Language in the Workplace
1. It has been brought to leadership's attention that some individuals are using language that is
inappropriate in the work environment. Due to complaints from some of the more sensitive members, this
conduct will no longer be tolerated.
2. Leadership does, however, realize the importance of open, honest communication between members.
With this in mind, leadership has compiled the following substitution list. It is imperative that all members
understand and memorize the list so proper exchange of information and ideas can flourish.
OLD PHRASE
No fucking way
You've gotta be shitting me
Tell someone who gives a fuck
Ask me if I give a fuck
It's not my fucking problem
What the fuck
Fuck it, it won't work
Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner
When the fuck do they expect me to do this
Who the fuck cares
He's got his head up his ass
Eat shit
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die, mother-fucker
What the fuck do they want from me
Kiss my ass
Fuck it, I'm on salary
Shove it up your ass
This job sucks
Who the hell died and made you boss
Blow me
Blow yourself
Another fucking meeting
I really don't give a shit
He's a fucking retard
I fucking told you so
NEW PHRASE
I'm not certain that's feasible
Really?
Perhaps you should check with...
Of course I'm concerned
I wasn't involved with the project
Interesting behavior
I'm not certain we can implement this
I'll try to schedule that
Perhaps I can work late
Are you sure this is a problem
He's not familiar with the process
You don't say
Excuse me
Excuse me, sir
They weren't happy with it
So you'd like my help with it
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
I don't think you understand
I love the challenge
Would you want me to take care of this
I see
Do you see
Yes, we should discuss this
I don't think it will be a problem
He's a bit confused
I mentioned this once before
Kaynak
OF
DEFEN
DEPARTMENT OF THE AIR FORCE
SECURITY FORCES SQUADRON
Can't have anything at work
MEMORANDUM FOR
SFS PERSONNEL
FROM:
SFS/CC
SUBJECT: Language in the Workplace
1. It has been brought to leadership's attention that some individuals are using language that is
inappropriate in the work environment. Due to complaints from some of the more sensitive members, this
conduct will no longer be tolerated.
2. Leadership does, however, realize the importance of open, honest communication between members.
With this in mind, leadership has compiled the following substitution list. It is imperative that all members
understand and memorize the list so proper exchange of information and ideas can flourish.
OLD PHRASE
No fucking way
You've gotta be shitting me
Tell someone who gives a fuck
Ask me if I give a fuck
It's not my fucking problem
What the fuck
Fuck it, it won't work
Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner
When the fuck do they expect me to do this
Who the fuck cares
He's got his head up his ass
Eat shit
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die, mother-fucker
What the fuck do they want from me
Kiss my ass
Fuck it, I'm on salary
Shove it up your ass
This job sucks
Who the hell died and made you boss
Blow me
Blow yourself
Another fucking meeting
I really don't give a shit
He's a fucking retard
I fucking told you so
NEW PHRASE
I'm not certain that's feasible
Really?
Perhaps you should check with...
Of course I'm concerned
I wasn't involved with the project
Interesting behavior
I'm not certain we can implement this
I'll try to schedule that
Perhaps I can work late
Are you sure this is a problem
He's not familiar with the process
You don't say
Excuse me
Excuse me, sir
They weren't happy with it
So you'd like my help with it
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
I don't think you understand
I love the challenge
Would you want me to take care of this
I see
Do you see
Yes, we should discuss this
I don't think it will be a problem
He's a bit confused
I mentioned this once before
Kaynak
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